Spicing Things Up In The Bedroom

I’ve been with my husband for 26 years this summer, married for 24.  Anyone in a long-term relationship knows that in order to keep things fresh and exciting, a couple needs to be constantly changing the routine up, trying new things, putting in some effort.

Without getting into too much detail, I can tell you the Hubs and I are total klutzes in this department. We kiss and knock teeth-still!-. He picks me up, loses his balances and drops me. I run my fingers down his bare leg and scratch him. Our love life is a comedy of errors! Much laughing occurs when the two of us try to be sexy! Its something of a running joke now.

The other night, I spy my four-inch heels in the closet and get the idea to slip them on while I recline invitingly in bed. What could go wrong with that? Hey Baby, come here. Wink, wink , nudge, nudge.

I grab the shoes, dim the lights and settle myself in amongst the pillows. Hubs comes in, sees my pose, LAUGHS, then climbs into bed, not saying one word about the shoes. So I kick him with said shoes and that fucker says “Ooooh! That’s why you’re lying like that. You’ve got heels on. I thought they were socks!”

Socks?! Really? Socks?! Yes Dear, I’m wearing sparkly, gold, pointy socks to bed when its 28 degrees outside.

This is my life. This is what I have to deal with people.

Perhaps if I try to be funny I’ll come off as seductive…its worth a shot! I’ll get back to you with the results.

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